Online Class Notes (Jesse)

Writing exercise

MB started carving out a pair of fake fangs from a white radish, next he put the fangs into his mouth like braces. At last, MB hid behind his cape and went out of the kitchen to scare teddy. Sadly, teddy wasn’t shocked at all, his expression was sort of like whatever is happening is the dummest thing in the world. MB paused for a moment and snatched teddy up, he slowly opened his mouth pretending to bite teddy, but teddy wasn’t terrified at all. So then MB went to scare MW. First, MB hid outside of the window in the bushes, next he jumped up while bearing his fangs at MW. Unfortunately, MW was unsurprised and said in a grumpy tone “get out” and walked away. Scratcher the cat walked by the window sill inside the house, and purred. MB tried to scare scratcher by saying boo and bearing his fangs, finally it worked and the cat pounced up, hit the ceiling, and ran away.

After trying to scare Teddy but failing because he thinks he didn’t look like a real vampire, MB started carving out a pair of fake fangs from a white radish, next he put the fangs into his mouth like braces. At last, MB hid behind his cape and went out of the kitchen to scare teddy. Sadly, teddy wasn’t shocked at all, his expression was sort of like whatever is happening is the dummest thing in the world. MB paused for a moment and snatched teddy up, with him slowly opening his mouth and pretending to bite teddy, but teddy wasn’t terrified at all. So then MB went to scare MW. First, MB hid outside of the window in the bushes, and next he jumped up while bearing his fangs at MW. Unfortunately, MW was unsurprised and said in a grumpy tone “get out” and as if her day wasn’t boring enough, she sighed before walking away. Scrapper the cat walked by the window sill inside the house, and sat down in fron of it whilst purring. MB tried to scare Scrapper by saying boo and showing his fangs / and snarling, finally it worked and the cat pounced up, hit the ceiling, before finally running away.


MB giggled and left happily and humming a 100% off-tune song. After successfully scaring scrapper the cat MB became a very very happy vampire. A while later, MB started making toffee apples. First he melted the TC inside a pot. Then, he grabbed a few sticks and stabbed them into the apples. After stabbing them into the apples, he dipped them inside the melted toffee before putting them onto a tray for a trick or treat. “The last step is to wait” MB reminded himself. So he hauled a small chair and a tiny table in front of the door, waiting for someone to knock and say T or T with them wearing a costume. After an agonising 8 hours of waiting, (lying) since MB wake up too early (lying) 2 children knocked on the door. MB leaped up and skipped towards the door with a “this is the best thing that has happened today” face, and opened the door. When he opened the door, he saw 2 children. One dressed as a skeleton, and the other dressed as frankenstein, with them yelling “boo!” and saying “trick or treat” afterwards. MB smiled and said “ah you two are so scary!” (He’s definitely exaggerating / exarting in Seleneglish). Next, he went inside and smeared some ketchup / tomato sauce. Covering his face with his cape, MB went out the door and suddenly went “boo” and uncovered his face. The 2 kids was scared to death and their souls nearly flew away.

Vocabulary

cuphead show

toffee apple 

condescending – to talk to someone like you’re above them, or they’re below you