Online Class Notes (Jesse) [220]

vigilante

Eiffel tower 

he totalled his car = crashed it so badly that you can’t drive it

wobbly / loose 
eg. a few of my teeth are loose / wobbly

and everyone claps. After that, MB pretends to blow his pretend gun which he pretends has smoke and pretends to put the pretend gun back in his pretend belt while pretending to put pretend handcuffs on the pretend thief which is the mime. Suddenly, the thief’s car came rushing towards the eiffel tower, and on the way towards the eiffel tower, the thief slammed into a waiter who was carrying a sundae that might be pretend or actually real (you will know later). Suddenly the waiter flipped over and fell butt first (waiters do have butts) on the ground with the sundae (not made on sunday) crashing into the windows of the car which the thief who didn’t actually do what you think he did inside the car. While that happens the waiter’s butt (which he has remember?) bounced on the ground .. “ahhhhh” yelled the waiter. Then crash, bam, boom, BRRFFF!! KABOOM!!! BAAAAMMM!!! went the car as it slammed face first into the eiffel tower (cars don’t have faces by the way so don’t think your car will suddenly start talking and have terrible, evil dreams about it). MB quickly ran over and opened the car’s boot / trunk with surprisingly slow movements (he tripped over 4 chairs on the way… just joking but it might be real). He grabbed the painting from the boot before running back towards his car (remember that cars have heads which means that they have faces – I’m silly I know), to return the painting to the museum (it is museum, not muzyum – i’m very very silly, yes.). Finally after a day or maybe 2, MB drove all the way back to London over the English channel (Chanel).