VIP Class Notes (Jesse) [S / W]

JesseMartin

Writing exercise

Once upon a time, there was an incredibly famous singer called Jesse who has a flashy jeep. One day when he was reading a newspaper, he saw a picture of himself. On the picture he was trying to eat 10 pineapples at one time. He was so angry that he cropped the picture and threw it away. He called the editor “who took my photo? is his name in the masthead?” “No the editor answered, he’s a stringer whose name is Martin.” Jesse found Martin and want to kill him. Martin said “You are extremely terrible” and kicked Jesse to Neptune. This story tell us don’t make a stringer mad.

Once upon a time, there was an incredibly famous singer called Jesse who had a flashy jeep. One day when he was reading a newspaper, he saw a picture of himself. On the picture he was trying to eat 10 pineapples at one time / at once. He was so angry that he cropped the picture and threw it away. He called the editor and asked “who took my photo? is his name in the masthead?” “No” the editor answered, “he’s a stringer whose name is Martin.” Jesse found Martin and wanted to kill him. Martin said “You are extremely terrible” and kicked Jesse to Neptune. This story tells us don’t make a stringer mad.

Vocabulary

china = porcelain

vandalism – to destroy sth that isn’t yours

crime – sth that the police say you can’t do

Speaking exercise

eavesdrop, typo, flashy, crime, vandalism, china 

10 years ago, there was a spy named Jaggy who was the brother of the worst person in the world, Jesse. One day, Jaggy bought some China which was very flashy but when he typed the address he made a typo. So, 3 days after, he found out his package had been sent to a different place. He went to that place and eavesdropped on the people inside. One of them were saying “what’s this?” and another shouted “This is china!”. The man who spoke first said “I’m going to vandalise it so the owner of it can’t get it”. The other man said “but this is a crime!”. Suddenly, Jaggy rushed into the house and kicked them to the wandering Neptune. This story tells us Jesse is terrible.