Online Class Notes (Jesse) [30]

MB loosen one of the poles that is holding up the p tent and a man with 2 puppets on his hands shouts at MB HEY YOU (tip: do not stand under a collapsing tent!!!! X infinity) (Fact: read the tip of you will be sorry! X infinity). MB came to a stop on the far side of the beach and he hears a clicking sound and finds a crab lurking under MB’s car.

MB loosens one of the poles that is holding up the puppet tent and a man with 2 puppets on his hands shouts at MB HEY YOU as MB disturbs his puppet show and embarrasses him in front of the 10 kids (tip: do not stand under a collapsing tent!!!! X infinity) (Fact: read the tip of you will be sorry! X infinity). MB came to a stop on the far side of the beach and suddenly, he hears a clicking sound and finds a crab lurking under MB’s car. / before finding a crab lurking under his car. 

So MB, finally climbs out of his car and shouts at the crab BOO!! X 1 billion and the crab scuttled away to the edge of the beach. MB, not satisfied, walks to the crab and points at the sea and the crab jumps into the water. Then he began making his sandcastle. When he finally finished the castle he put a flag probably made by himself because it was so dumb and stupid and not like teddy and then he puts a number 1 ribbon on the topmost tower of the castle, puts on his sunglasses (fact: sunglasses are cool and black), and he puts on Teddy’s sunglasses (fact: these sunglasses are much smaller than MB and it looks stupid for a toy bear to wear sunglasses and sitting in a chair sunbathing). And MB is having a sip of lemonade and he gave a smaller cup to Teddy too (fact: it looks stupid for a toy bear to drink any kind of water or eat any kind of food, even poop and urine but I’ve seen a few times for Bear Grillis to drink his own urine. I would be 1000 years old before I do it).

So MB, finally climbs out of his car and shouts at the crab BOO!! X 1 billion and the crab scuttles away to the edge of the beach. MB, not satisfied, walks to the crab and points at the sea and the crab jumps into the water. Then he begins making his sandcastle. When he finally finishes the castle he put a flag on it, probably made by himself, because it was so dumb and stupid and not like teddy and then he puts a number 1 ribbon on the topmost / highest / uppermost tower of the castle, puts on his sunglasses (fact: sunglasses are cool and black), and he puts on Teddy’s sunglasses too (fact: these sunglasses are much smaller than MB and it looks stupid for a toy bear to wear sunglasses and sitting in a chair sunbathing). And MB is having a sip of lemonade and he gave a smaller cup to Teddy too (fact: it looks stupid for a toy bear to drink any kind of water or eat any kind of food, even poop and urine but I’ve seen a few times for Bear Grillis to drink his own urine. I would be 1000 years old before I do it).

Vocabulary

bug repellent 

Grammar

he has been stinged by a bee – he has been stung by a bee