Online Class Notes (Jesse)

Vocabulary

if that’s how you want to play it!

feud – a constant fight between 2 people

again and again = over and over = repeatedly

guy ze guay = Selenelish for “by the way”.

Grammar

I like to play the packaging – I like to play with the packaging

Once upon a time there was a war between 2 kingdoms. MB yelled I am going to get you at the giggling Rowley in a devil’s costume. Then he went back to his house, got a bowl of candy and stepped outside the door. He left a trail of candy from Rowley’s house to his house, and he quickly rang the bell and rushed away, then smacked into the hoe that he just threw there and got punched in the face again. Rowley opened the door and found out that a piece of candy from Mr Simms olde’ sweet shope. Then Rowley picked up the candy and found out that there was another and another and another so he kept following the trail to MB’s house. There he found a gigantic packet of mini marshmellows which is his favorite and teared open the pack, sat on the staircase and started gobbling them up. MB slowly, carefully and sneakily opened the door and took out a jack o’lantern and dumped it on Rowley’s head causing Rowley to scream over and over and then stepped on a hoe and then smacked his face, without harming the pumpkin which is probably as hard as stone, and got punched in the face by the hoe again. Then smacked into the bush, then the tree, then the fence, and fell unconscious. A while later, the boy stumbled toward his father who is watching a horror show and nearly spooked his father’s life out of him. Then Rowley said help daddy!! and the dad finally noticed there was a gigantic pumpkin on his head. He grabbed him by the pumpkin and shook over and over (and shook again and shook again and shook again) until the boy plopped down and landed on his butt. The boy rubbed his butt and said the neighbor did it – in a very cute voice. The boy’s father, Muscles, said “we’ll get him for this!!” in a mean tone. They made a catapult out of pieces of scrap metal, some wood, (wait a second..1….2…..3………….21 nails!!), plus some tires (by ze way!). They loaded it with manure (poop) and Rowley jumped on the other side of the catapult causing it to launch up towards MB’s face. MB was watching TV, happily celebrating his success, when suddenly the poop smacked on his window so MB opened his window to see who threw the poop. Suddenly they launched another bucket of poop which splatted into MB’s face. WOWW! MB screamed and then Muscles and Rowley laughed over and over. MB used his cape to wipe his face and sniffed at the smell, before making a vomiting face.