Online Class Notes (Jesse)

halloween bean

Vocabulary

get the bloomin / bloody rat! 

a vault / a safe 

drain – water vent
vent – air

Suddenly MB heard a squeeking noise and realised the mouse was on his precious sofa (but the chair was stained and broken). Then suddenly MB had an idea. He whispered to MW to get his things from the toolshed, and finally his plan was in action. MB first left a trail of pop cereal crumbs that led into the kitchen and into a box that said pop, and MB sighed “i will miss you cereal.. my precious cereal..”. The rat fell into the trap. It lept into the box and immediately MB sealed the box with 4 layers of tape, and superglue. Next MB threw the tightly sealed box into a paint can and closed the lid while sticking it with another 5 layers of tape, and superduperglue (silly). After that MB opened a wooden box’s lid and plopped the paint can with the cereal box inside which had the rat inside into it. After closing the lid, MB sealed it with 7 layers of tape (I don’t know where MB gets so much tape from) and gluing it up with a superduperooperglue. He then carefully placed it into a safe, and locked it. After that he heaved the safe into another safe (lie) and he heaved that safe into another safe (note: it was extremely heavy). MB needed MW to help him to lift it into another safe. Next, MB wrapped 18 or more layers of chains around the safe which had a safe which had a safe which had a safe which had a wooden box, which had a paint can, which had a cereal box which trapped a rat inside. Finally, MB glued everything up with superdooperoopergluperglue which he waited to dry (it only took 3 seconds because it’s superooper quick at drying). Finally, MB was done and the rat prison looked like a blob of white stuff because it was covered in dried glue. Next, MB wrapped it tightly with 6 layers of very very very extremely thick rope and drove him to the furthest place his car could bring him. After that, he dug a 50 meter deep hole and (if I didn’t mention it earlier, MB brought a ladder with him – lie) it took MB quite a while to climb down and more than an hour (lie) to dump the giant blob of glue in with the rat inside plus a dozen or more layers inside to trap the rat until the end of time. It took MB nearly half the night to cover up the hole (if i didn’t mention earlier, MB brought 7 cans of superduperoopergluperzooperlooperguper glue with him) and he poured it all on the hole. Finally he drove back home and it turned out there was another rat sitting on his couch eating his pop cereal. MB yelled noooo my cereal and MW punched him in the face with a book and she said “do it!”. MB thought she said to use the book to kill the rat but before he could do that MW tricked him and said “i said read it, not hit the rat with it!!”. Then MB sighed and thought “I wish I could have brought a dozen or two buckets of superduperoopergluperzooperlooperguper glue with me so it would take me half a year to cover it up (note: MB hates reading)