Online Class Notes (Jesse)

The next thing MW did was fainting onto her chair with a loud thump, because she thought the shadow at the door was some mysterious, scary kind of monster lurking around, but it turned out to just be MB coming to heroically rescue her (she didn’t actually need rescuing at all because it was just an innocent little cutie pie mousie wousie). 

Mr Bean carefully approached the shadow with the frying pan in his hand, ready to attack if any danger came from where the squeaking was coming. While the thunder rumbled, a dark, scary looking, mysterious, and totally crazy looking shadow loomed over Mr Bean. He ripped open the curtain and spotted a black, dirty, yellow-eyed, uglyish rat, sitting on the window sil, acting innocently, as though it’s very normal for a rat to sit on a window sil in the middle of the night while the thunder was rumbling and a crazy woman is yelling at it. Mr Bean pretended to act kindly to the rat, but just plotting his next move which was to slam the slightly burned pan (probably from MB’s terrible cooking) on the place where the rat should have been, but the rat had already scampered away. He scanned the room for the rat, and noticed the rat was sitting on the lamp shade, nibbling on a piece of cheese. Mr Bean snuck behind the dresser (which had the lamp with the rat on it) and suddenly he struck at the rat as it lept onto Mrs Wicket’s cat ScFFrapper and grabbed its tail, and hung on tighter than 2 professional wrestlers wrestling each other.

Vocabulary

lamp shade

to set a trap