Email Service Notes (Celeste)

Writing exercise

My bad.

– Mary, I know.
– What? You know what?
– I know you like me. John told me that.
– I like you for what? I like youā€¦ā€¦because?
– Because Iā€™m bad.
– Listen, I liked you one month ago. I donā€™t know why I had a thing for you. Deep down I trusted you. Whatever you do, whatever you say, I believed thereā€™s a good reason, until a month ago we went to the zoo together. I asked you if you could take my tripod for me for I had my shoulder injured. You told me you had been weak, so I didnā€™t ask for your help during the trip. The other day you told me that you said you were weak only because you didnā€™t want to carry things for others. You know what, at that moment, I was totally over you.
– My bad. Actually thatā€™s my humor. If you ask me to do it, even if I donā€™t like it I will do it.
– I know you love yourself only. I wonā€™t be the apple of your eye.

EditedĀ 

My bad.

– Mary, I know.
– What? You know what?
– I know you like me. John told me.
I like you for what? I like youā€¦ā€¦because?
– Because Iā€™m bad.
– Listen, I liked you one month ago. I donā€™t know why I had a thing for you. Deep down I trusted you. Whatever you wouldĀ do, whatever you wouldĀ say, I believed there was a good reason, until a month ago whenĀ we went to the zoo together.

I asked you if you could take my tripod for me since my shoulder wasĀ injured but you told me you were sore/weak, so I didnā€™t ask forĀ help.

But the other day you told me that you said you were weak because you didnā€™t want to carry things for others, and you know what? At that moment, I was totally over you.
– My bad. Actually thatā€™s my sense ofĀ humor. If you ask me to do something, even if I donā€™t like it, I will do it.
– I know you onlyĀ love yourself. / I know you only care about yourself. I will neverĀ be the apple of your eye.