Email Service Notes (Celeste)

Shoot the breeze

I shot the breeze with my younger brother,Jason, an hour ago.
Jason: What’s your opinion about the reason why I couldn’t get married.
I: I don’t know, given the fact that you are so cute and talented.
J: Maybe I set my standard too high?
I: Thinking of your 3 ex-girlfriends, I don’t think so.
J: I know, you think they are neither as pretty as you, nor as smart as you.
I: Come on. You know I’m not the only one who think you deserve someone better.
J: Whenever the girls look at my nose, I am always very self-conscious.
I: Don’t be silly. Your nose is perfect.
J: No, you always called me Mr. Nose-free when we were kids.
I: I’m so so sorry about that. I had no idea what I had done would hurt you so much, even cause trauma in your heart.
J: No, not you. I am myself not comfortable with it.
I: You think it’s you, but it’s me. I influenced you, but it’s wrong, don’t over think my comment,your nose is perfect.

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Shoot the breeze

I shot the breeze with my younger brother, Jason, an hour ago.
Jason: What’s your opinion about the reason why I couldn’t get married? / Why do you think I can’t get married?
I: I don’t know,  maybe because you are so cute and talented.
J: Maybe I set my standards too high?
I: Thinking of your 3 ex-girlfriends, I don’t think so.
J: I know, you think they are neither as pretty as you, nor as smart as you.
I: Come on. You know I’m not the only one who thinks you deserve someone better.
J: Whenever girls look at my nose, I am always very self-conscious.
I: Don’t be silly. Your nose is perfect.
J: No, you always called me Mr. Nose-free when we were kids.
I: I’m so so sorry about that. I had no idea that what I had done would hurt you so much, I didn’t think it would make you so self-conscious.
J: No, not you. I, myself, am not comfortable with it.
I: You think it’s you, but it’s me. I influenced you, but it’s wrong, don’t overthink it/don’t worry about it, your nose is perfect.